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Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

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How long does a United States Congressman serve?

Until he gets caught.

How do you catch a runaway laptop?

With an Internet.

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Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

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Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

M Jokes More M Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

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Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.