Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

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Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

What did the left tower say to the right tower?

I gotta catch a plane

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Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

M Jokes More M Jokes

Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

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How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks