Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

M Jokes More M Jokes

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!