Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

Previous Random Joke Next

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

M Jokes More M Jokes

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.