What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

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Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

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How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

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Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

What is the difference between two towers?

A plane