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What did the left tower say to the right tower?

I gotta catch a plane

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Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

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Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

What do you call 100 black people on a plane to Africa?

A good start.