What did the left tower say to the right tower?

I gotta catch a plane

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Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

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How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.