What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

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Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

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Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

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What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.