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What's the best part about being a mute?

It goes without saying...

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You can drop her off wherever.

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What did the mute say to the priest?

Nothing

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

Amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac