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Mute Jokes

How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

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What's the best part about being a mute?

It goes without saying...

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

Amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

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Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What did the red dog say to the blue dog?

Nothing, dogs can't speak.

What do you call a bird that speaks Spanish?

A Si-gull

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?

Ptera Don

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

Karl Marx Jokes More Karl Marx Jokes

Why is Karl Marx a fan of the Galactic Empire?

He was born ina 1818.

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

How do you tie two half ducks together?

With ducktape!!

What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

Paraplegic Jokes More Paraplegic Jokes