Mute Jokes

How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

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What's the best part about being a mute?

It goes without saying...

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Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

Good Girlfriend Jokes More Good Girlfriend Jokes

Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend?

Because its not a cheetah.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Bald Guy Jokes More Bald Guy Jokes

Why do bald guys cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Deaf Guy Jokes More Deaf Guy Jokes

What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy?

I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

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