What did the deaf guy get for Christmas?

A Headphone

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What happens to all the unsold Christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every Christmas tree salesperson does the trees

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Hush puppies!

What do you call a dog wearing headphones?

Ear bud

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas?

A Headphone

What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy?

I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point