What did the deaf guy get for Christmas?

A Headphone

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What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment?

A phantomime!

What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

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When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas?

A Headphone

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What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy?

I can't hear you, but I can see your point

What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet