Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.

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Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!

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Deydahoes.

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People laugh at my face.

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What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

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What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.