What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

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What did the big cracker say to the little cracker?

My pop is bigger than yours!

What's the only type of music that the balloon dislikes?

Pop.

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Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A sourpuss!

What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

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What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

What do you call it when you build a second portal on Minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether