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What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

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Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool?

A baby with popped floaties.

What's a rabbits' favorite book?

Hop on Pop.

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Nether Jokes More Nether Jokes

What do you call it when you build a second portal on Minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether

What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.