What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

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What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

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What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

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What did one orphan say to another?

Get in the Batmobile Robin.

What are the best kinds of speedbumps?

Orphan shaped ones.

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Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.