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What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

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Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.

What is a Dutchman who lost his driving license?

Homeless.

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Why is K-pop the best genre of music?

It has Seoul.

What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States?

Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.

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What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

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What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.