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What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

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Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What's the only type of music that the balloon dislikes?

Pop.

When Bruce Jenner finally gets his va-jay-jay operation done, will the docs give him a hymen?

And who's gonna be the lucky guy to pop it

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

Why do orphans like tennis?

Only place they can get love

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

Nether Jokes More Nether Jokes

What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

What do you call it when you build a second portal on Minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether