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What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

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Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!

What does an Arab say after losing his virginity?

Good goat!

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What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What do you call a dad balloon that disappears?

Pops

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Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

What did one orphan say to another?

Get in the Batmobile Robin.

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What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare