What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

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Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

What do you call a Mexican firefighter?

Jos

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How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

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What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit: Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

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What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit: Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone