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What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

What is the advantage that Mexican workers have over everyone else?

Their "Senor"ity!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

Soy Jokes More Soy Jokes

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit: Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

Soy Milk Jokes More Soy Milk Jokes

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit: Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.