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What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexicans put under their carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

Soy Jokes More Soy Jokes

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit: Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

Soy Milk Jokes More Soy Milk Jokes

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit: Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone