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What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

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What do you call Mexican potato chips?

Oles Potato Chips!

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Little Caesers

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What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

Milk and honey.

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By using a bottle opener

Why don't you see blonde pharmacists?

They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!

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What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit: Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

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What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit: Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone