What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

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Hispantry

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He didn't habanero

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Your Mother.

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What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

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What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.