What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons?

Hose A and Hose B

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Soy Jokes More Soy Jokes

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit: Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

Soy Milk Jokes More Soy Milk Jokes

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit: Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone