Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit: Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone
Me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep
Because all proper tea is theft.
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
Removed
Remove the w
Because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"
Soy milk.