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What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit: Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

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Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

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How about that airplane food?

Edit: I'm so sorry.

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

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Why is Kim Jong Un a terrible leader?

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Why does OP never deliver?

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What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit: Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

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Who's there! Begonia! Begonia who?

Begonia bother me!

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

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What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit: Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

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What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit: Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.