Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit: Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone
Smirnoff ISIS
Because they're filled with the Holy Spirit
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.
Removed
You remove the pizza delivery sign! Hahahahaaa..ha
Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.
They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't!
Soy milk.