Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

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How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?

He ate a 10 year old wiener.

Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

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What's the definition of gross?

Two vampires fighting over a used tampon

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

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Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.