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Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

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Why is seven bigger than nine?

Because seven ate nine.

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

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Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.