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Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

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When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

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Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

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Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.