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Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

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Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

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Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

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Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.