Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

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Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

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What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

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Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.