What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

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I've never had a lintel on my chest.

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I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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That hit the spot.

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Me: After lunch, next question.

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

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Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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