What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

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Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

What Did The Time Traveler Do After He Ate Too Much?

He Went Back Four Seconds.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

Where do young cows eat lunch?

In the calf-ateria.

Falafel Jokes More Falafel Jokes

Why don't I enjoy certain middle eastern food?

Because it just makes me falafel.

What does an injured gyro say?

I falafel.

Middle Eastern Jokes More Middle Eastern Jokes

What do you call a Middle Eastern moving company?

Pack-it-stan

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring