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What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

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What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

Because Robin ate the worms.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia?

There is no lunch.

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

Falafel Jokes More Falafel Jokes

Why don't I enjoy certain middle eastern food?

Because it just makes me falafel.

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

Middle Eastern Jokes More Middle Eastern Jokes

Why does Middle Eastern civilization have no major accomplishments?

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What do you call a Middle Eastern moving company?

Pack-it-stan