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What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

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Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Where do young cows eat lunch?

In the calf-ateria.

What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

Falafel Jokes More Falafel Jokes

What does an injured gyro say?

I falafel.

What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro?

I falafel.

Middle Eastern Jokes More Middle Eastern Jokes

What do you call a Middle Eastern moving company?

Pack-it-stan

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher