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What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

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Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

What's the difference in a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face before.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why was six scared of seven?

Because seven "ate" nine.

What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

Falafel Jokes More Falafel Jokes

What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro?

I falafel.

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

Middle Eastern Jokes More Middle Eastern Jokes

Why does Middle Eastern civilization have no major accomplishments?

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What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring