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How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

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What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

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What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

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What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.