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How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

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Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

What does a sick billionaire say?

I feel like a million bucks

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How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)