How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

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Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

How do you feel now?

Me: With my elbows

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)

What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)