How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

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What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

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Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

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What was Jesus' reaction to being crucified?

He was cross.

What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)