What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What are we going to do when we see it?

She asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."

Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

What's tall, white and has ears?

A mountain.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

What did the octopus make for desert?

Octopie