What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it!

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.

How do you add up a mountain?

You summit.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.