What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

It wanted to get to the other site!

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

How did Harry Potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why will you never go hungry in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

What do you call the mean and dusty winds of the desert?

Darude Sandstorm