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What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink?

Gravi-tea!

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you call the mean and dusty winds of the desert?

Darude Sandstorm

Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert?

Because it's Camel-flaged...