What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.