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What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.

How did Harry Potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert"?

They are full of Iranian seman