Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

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Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why do bees stay in their hive during Winter?

Swarm.

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

How do you add up a mountain?

You summit.

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!