Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.

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What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear?

Free Willy

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

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Why do mountains make people laugh?

Because they're hill-areas!

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

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Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.

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What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.

Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.