Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby?

A cry for Alp!

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

Courtesy Jokes More Courtesy Jokes

Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.

What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes?

That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)

Cringe Jokes More Cringe Jokes

What do you call a German who cringes a lot?

Vince

What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.