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Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.

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What overalls does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

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What did the mountain say to the desert?

You're hot

How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain?

Acceptable

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What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

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Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.

What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.