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What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear?

Free Willy

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How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

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Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

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Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.