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What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear?

Free Willy

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What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

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What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

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How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.