Why didn't the egg break?

Because it was wearing underwear.

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Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim.

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Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.