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Why didn't the egg break?

Because it was wearing underwear.

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Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

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Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.