Why didn't the egg break?

Because it was wearing underwear.

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What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim

Why don't you wear snow boots?

Because they'll melt.

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.