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Why don't you wear snow boots?

Because they'll melt.

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Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

Becuase his peckers on his head

What does an attorney wear to work?

A law suit.

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Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams