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Why don't you wear snow boots?

Because they'll melt.

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What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

What do you call a dog wearing headphones?

Ear bud

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What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11