Why don't you wear snow boots?

Because they'll melt.

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What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

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How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.