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Why don't you wear snow boots?

Because they'll melt.

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

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Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.