Why don't you wear snow boots?

Because they'll melt.

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Why couldn't Jango wear Boba's helmet?

It didn't Fett.

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

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How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

According to the Gooey Decimal System.

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!