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Why don't you wear snow boots?

Because they'll melt.

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Why to Native Americans wear Jockstraps?

TOTEM POLE!!

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

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How do reptilians melt steel beams?

Thermite.

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11