Why don't you wear snow boots?

Because they'll melt.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

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How do reptilians melt steel beams?

Thermite.

What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.