Why don't you wear snow boots?

Because they'll melt.

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What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

What do flies wear on their feet?

Shoos.

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Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

According to the Gooey Decimal System.