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How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from Superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

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Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

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What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

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Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from Superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

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Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

Who put these on... Superman?

Her: I did