How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from Superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

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Why can't you use "Beef stew"as a password?

Because it's not stroganoff.

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me.

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How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

What is yellow, fluffy, and hides your slippers?

A Labrador Deceiver.

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What do you call a lawyer from krypton?

Sue-per Man

How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from Superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

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What do you call a fusion between Batman and Superman?

The krypton-knight.

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.