How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from Superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

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What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

Where do all the good boys go to hide away?

R/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"

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Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

What do you call a lawyer from krypton?

Sue-per Man

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Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.