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How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from Superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

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Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

One.

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Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from Superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

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What do you call the smallest Superman in the world?

Quark Kent.

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.