How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from Superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

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How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

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Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

What do you call a lawyer from krypton?

Sue-per Man

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What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze Superman

Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.