How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from Superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

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How do you save a drowning mouse?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

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How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

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Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from Superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

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What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.