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How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from Superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

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What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

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Who is the hardest person to find in hide and seek?

Daniel Morcombe

Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

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What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

What do you call a lawyer from krypton?

Sue-per Man

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What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl

Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.