How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from Superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

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What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me.

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Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

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Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from Superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

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Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural.