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Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

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Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them?

Because they're the ideal gas.

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What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

Post-Hummus

What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Well its a little Chewy

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Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.