Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

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What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

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What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

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Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good