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Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

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Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?

He was always fascistly late.

Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them?

Because they're the ideal gas.

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What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom: typing... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...

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What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)