Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

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Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

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Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

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What do the janitors clean the Reddit office with?

Derpentine.

How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

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Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

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