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Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

Thar's gold in them thar fills.

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?

With burger alarms!

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

How does Kris Kringle clean his hands?

Santatizer

What do you call a man who cleans out toilets?

Lou!

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him?

Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible