Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

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Which two letters are rotten for your teeth?

D K

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

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Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

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Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

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How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.