Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What has a mouth but no teeth?

A river.

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

What do the janitors clean the Reddit office with?

Derpentine.

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.