Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

How do you prevent alcoholism?

Shots.

Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....