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Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

What did the blonde's dentist find?

Teeth in the cavity.

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?

With burger alarms!

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaned.

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

With a warlock.

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...