Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome: Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

How do you prevent alcoholism?

Shots.

Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.

What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....