How do you prevent alcoholism?

Shots.

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Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented Hispanic attacks

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Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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How do you prevent alcoholism?

Shots.

What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.