How do you prevent alcoholism?

Shots.

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What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

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What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

What did the bartender say to the horse?

Bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.