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How do you prevent alcoholism?

Shots.

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How do you prevent 9/11?

Make it a Malaysian airlines flight.

Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

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What do you say if you're testing a new firearm?

I'll take a shot

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

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What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

What did the bartender say to the horse?

Bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.