How do you prevent alcoholism?

Shots.

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What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

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Why is a roach clip called a roach clip?

Because pot holder was already taken -rim shot-

What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball?

A Paul Walker.

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What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

How do you prevent alcoholism?

Shots.