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How do you prevent alcoholism?

Shots.

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Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

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What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

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What did the bartender say to the horse?

Bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

How do you prevent alcoholism?

Shots.