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What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

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What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

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What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

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How do you prevent alcoholism?

Shots.

What did the bartender say to the horse?

Bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

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What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.