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What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

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What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

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Jackpot!

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Finding an empty bottle in the trash.

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Bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

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Shots.

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What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.