What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

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What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

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How do you prevent alcoholism?

Shots.

What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

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What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.