What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left?

Because women are right.

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

What do you call a wine loving horse?

Chardon-neigh.

What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

How did the bottle of whiskey laugh?

Wryly.