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What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

Why doesn't Marty Mcfly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

Breaking the seal on a rock.

What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.