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What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman that raps about woman's rights?

Feminem

What's the best part of a woman?

Between 18 and 24 yrs

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!