What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920

What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

Why doesn't Marty McFly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

It depends on the age.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

How did the bottle of whiskey laugh?

Wryly.