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What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie.

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

Why do terrorists hate wine?

Because there are too many zinfandel's.

What's the difference between little girls and wine?

Wine gets better as it gets older

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

Breaking the seal on a rock.