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What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

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Mature Jokes More Mature Jokes

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

Poop.

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.

Austrian Jokes More Austrian Jokes

What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

Why is the Austrian flag red-white-red'?

So that they can't raise it upside-down

Cellar Jokes More Cellar Jokes

What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

What do Badgers and Gynecologists have in common?

They both like to root around in your cellar