What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

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What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

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What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

What do you call a wine loving horse?

Chardon-neigh.

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What do you call an Austrian woman's undergarments?

A Freudian Slip.

What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

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They both like to root around in your cellar

Who's there! Cellar! Cellar who?

Cellar. No I think she can be repaired!