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What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

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What do you call a wine loving horse?

Chardon-neigh.

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

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Why is the Austrian flag red-white-red'?

So that they can't raise it upside-down

What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

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What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

What do Badgers and Gynecologists have in common?

They both like to root around in your cellar