What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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What's the difference between little girls and wine?

Wine gets better as it gets older

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

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What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

Why is the Austrian flag red-white-red'?

So that they can't raise it upside-down

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What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

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They both like to root around in your cellar