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What do Badgers and Gynecologists have in common?

They both like to root around in your cellar

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Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

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Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear?

I don't know. It was an inside joke.

What do you call it when a gynecologist goes in the wrong hole?

A crap smear.

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What do Badgers and Gynecologists have in common?

They both like to root around in your cellar

Who's there! Cellar! Cellar who?

Cellar. No I think she can be repaired!

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

What's the worst part about a potato famine?

You can't get to the root of the problem.

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Who's there! Badger! Badger who?

Badger cookies!

What do Badgers and Gynecologists have in common?

They both like to root around in your cellar