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What do Badgers and Gynecologists have in common?

They both like to root around in your cellar

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Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

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What do gynecologists and pizza delivery drivers have in common?

They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist?

By becoming a ventriloquist!

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Who's there! Cellar! Cellar who?

Cellar. No I think she can be repaired!

What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

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What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

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The potato famine.

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What do Badgers and Gynecologists have in common?

They both like to root around in your cellar

Who's there! Badger! Badger who?

Badger cookies!