They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste.
They have to smell it but they can't taste it!
It scares the hell out of the dog
Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Lupus
He ran out of patients.
A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.
Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
A wet nose!
A wet nose.
The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
A wet nose
Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."
