They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste.
They have to smell it but they can't taste it!
Petrified wood.
Brew.
He/she barely even cuts it anymore.
Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
The University of Minnesoda
Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.
Because he was looking for Pooh!
Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"
This clique bait will shock you!
Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.
His leg was in a cast.
They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"
The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."
For the pleasure of the audiophiles.