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Nearsighte Gynecologist Jokes

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

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What do a dog and a nearsighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose.

What do nearsighted gynecologists and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?

A wet nose.

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What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U.

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.

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What do you call it when a gynecologist goes in the wrong hole?

A crap smear.

Why did the hipster go to the gynecologist?

To get a Pabst smear.

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What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

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What is the opposite of Dominoes?

Domi does not know....

How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

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What does a Korean need when they're taking their dog out?

Oven gloves.

Why did the dog wear white sneakers?

Because his boots were at the menders!

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What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

What does a healthy dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose!

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Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

What do nearsighted gynecologists and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.

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How do you stop a dog smelling?

Put a peg on it's nose!

What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!