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Nearsighte Gynecologist Jokes

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

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What do a dog and a nearsighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose.

What do nearsighted gynecologists and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?

A wet nose.

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How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

What do you call a dog that is a magician?

A Labara Cadabarador

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you're not logged into reddit?

There are posts on the frontpage

How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

Gynecologist Jokes More Gynecologist Jokes

What do you call it when a gynecologist goes in the wrong hole?

A crap smear.

Why did the liberal go to the gynecologist?

She was feelin' the Bern!

Nearsighte Jokes More Nearsighte Jokes

What do nearsighted gynecologists and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

84 Jokes More 84 Jokes

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

Dna Jokes More Dna Jokes

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

Healthy Dog Jokes More Healthy Dog Jokes

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

What does a healthy dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose!