Nearsighte Gynecologist Jokes

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

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What do a dog and a nearsighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose.

What do nearsighted gynecologists and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?

A wet nose.

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What do nearsighted gynecologists and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

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Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

Sparky.

Dna Jokes More Dna Jokes

What do you get when you cross........ the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

Gynecologist Jokes More Gynecologist Jokes

How do you know that your gynecologist is nearsighted?

His nose is wet.

What do you call a software developer who's also a gynecologist?

Front-end

Healthy Dog Jokes More Healthy Dog Jokes

What does a healthy dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose!

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

84 Jokes More 84 Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW