Dna Jokes

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

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What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U.

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

What did the DNA say to the RNA?

What are U doing here?

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)

What do you get when you cross........ the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you call emotions of a DNA?

Gene expressions

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

Pet Zoo Jokes More Pet Zoo Jokes

How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why are many electronics handbooks banned in Germany?

Diepole

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

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Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

Yo Jokes More Yo Jokes

What did the Mexican say when a development fell on him?

Yo get off me, homes!

What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

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What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

What's he like?

Asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

Goat Dna Jokes More Goat Dna Jokes

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!