Dna Jokes

What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

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What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U.

What did the DNA say to the RNA?

What are U doing here?

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)

What do you get when you cross........ the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you call emotions of a DNA?

Gene expressions

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What did one sheep say to the other?

Hey look, we have the same IPhone case

What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend?

Baaaaaeeeee!

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Yo Jokes More Yo Jokes

What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

North West Jokes More North West Jokes

Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off?

Ban-she ban-she!

Pet Zoo Jokes More Pet Zoo Jokes

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

Human Dna Jokes More Human Dna Jokes

What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.