Dna Jokes

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

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What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U.

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

What did the DNA say to the RNA?

What are U doing here?

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)

What do you get when you cross........ the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you call emotions of a DNA?

Gene expressions

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What does a healthy dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose!

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

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What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

Crick Jokes More Crick Jokes

What sound does a Japanese camera make?

Crick

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

Dental Record Jokes More Dental Record Jokes

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

How selfish am I?

Circus peanuts and black licorice are my favorite candies just so I never have to share.

Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

What would Vincent Van Gogh be if he was a sheep?

Lamb Gogh

Pet Zoo Jokes More Pet Zoo Jokes

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*