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Dna Jokes

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

Love

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What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U.

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

What did the DNA say to the RNA?

What are U doing here?

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)

What do you get when you cross........ the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you call emotions of a DNA?

Gene expressions

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What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

What do you get when you cross........ the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?

A wet nose.

What do nearsighted gynecologists and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

What happens when you accidently add an extra p to tp?

Banned from

What did the officials say whenever systematic punishment was banned?

There's no punchline.

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you call a drug factory that catches fire?

A pot roast

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

Goat Dna Jokes More Goat Dna Jokes

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.