Dna Jokes

What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

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What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U.

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

What did the DNA say to the RNA?

What are U doing here?

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)

What do you get when you cross........ the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you call emotions of a DNA?

Gene expressions

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What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

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How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

What sort of net is useless for catching fish?

A football net!

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What would gold say if it could talk?

Au.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

Crick Jokes More Crick Jokes

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

What do you call an Arab who just arrived -Amir The next one?

Amir Azwal The next -Amir Azwal Azim

What does an Arab say after losing his virginity?

Good goat!

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What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss