Dna Jokes

What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

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What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U.

What did the DNA say to the RNA?

What are U doing here?

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)

What do you get when you cross........ the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you call emotions of a DNA?

Gene expressions

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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

Why was the belt thrown in jail?

He held up a pair of pants.

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What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

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What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster!

What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

Human Dna Jokes More Human Dna Jokes

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

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What does a healthy dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose!