Dna Jokes

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

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What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U.

Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

What did the DNA say to the RNA?

What are U doing here?

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)

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What do you get when you cross........ the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you call emotions of a DNA?

Gene expressions

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How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the student study in an airplane?

He wanted a higher education!

Why did Loki want the tesseract?

To get rid of his tesserection

Donkey Jokes More Donkey Jokes

What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

Goat Dna Jokes More Goat Dna Jokes

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What's the German guy say when you kick him in teh crotch?

Oof, weinerpain!

How do you make a dinosaur?

Kick it up the arse

Crick Jokes More Crick Jokes

What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

What sound does a Japanese camera make?

Crick

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!