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What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U.

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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

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What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)