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What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U.

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How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

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Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo