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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

Eye Contact Jokes More Eye Contact Jokes

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.

M Jokes More M Jokes

How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool?

Marco Polio

Lego Jokes More Lego Jokes

What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.