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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer?

They both have broken kaa's.

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What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

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What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after its gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?

What did the Native American pirate say when asked his heritage?

Arrrrrr Metis!

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?

13 seconds of eye contact.

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Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

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Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

What did the DNA say to the RNA?

What are U doing here?

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?

A little bear!

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call a depressed dog swimming in a pool?

A watermeloncollie.

What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool?

Marco Polio

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Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no