What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.

What do you call a child afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?

You ask.

Eye Contact Jokes More Eye Contact Jokes

What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?

13 seconds of eye contact.

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What was the hexadecimal 6 afraid of the Canadian hexadecimal 7?

Because 7 8 9 A

What is the temperature of the average coffin?

6 Below

M Jokes More M Jokes

What did the ghost say when he got to the Halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What's Jay-Z's favorite store?

Bed, bath and Beyond-ce.

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

Lego Jokes More Lego Jokes

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no