What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?

Go and retrieve her!

Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why does Santa have a garden?

So he can hoe-hoe-hoe!

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How does a seamstress reply to someone asking her how her day was?

So,so.....

What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so.

Eye Contact Jokes More Eye Contact Jokes

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?

13 seconds of eye contact.

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

Why did the number 6 cry?

Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)

M Jokes More M Jokes

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

Durian durian! im sorry

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How does Bono spell color?

With or without "u"

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

Tickle its balls.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

Why can't DJs play pool?

They always scratch.

Lego Jokes More Lego Jokes

What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.