What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

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Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you make stupid children?

I don't know, ask your parents.

What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?

Eye Contact Jokes More Eye Contact Jokes

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes

M Jokes More M Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?

A good days hunting.

What's the difference between U and I?

J

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?

Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

Lego Jokes More Lego Jokes

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.