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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses....

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

Eye Contact Jokes More Eye Contact Jokes

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7?

They thought 7 was pretty odd.

M Jokes More M Jokes

How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

How does Bono spell color?

With or without "u"

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

Why are they called dive bars?

Because they have pool

What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

Lego Jokes More Lego Jokes

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no