Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

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Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

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Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us.

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What did the crowd say when I finished my country name puns?

East Timor

What do I have in common with Franz Kafka?

Neither of us have finished The Castle.