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Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

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How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us.

Where do black parents get gifts for their children?

At Toys We Is

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When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."