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Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

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What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

What do you call some who is afraid of Santa?

Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

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What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.