Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

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What ethnicity is Santa?

North Poleish

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

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Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

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What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.