Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

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What's Santa's favourite metal band?

Sleigher.

Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

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What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.