Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

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What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

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Where do black parents get gifts for their children?

At Toys We Is

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

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What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.