Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.
Unemployed
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!
Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.
Because there's no point in it.
Because he only came once a year
He has a no-trade Claus
Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.
Illiterate (il-lit-erate)
Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.
A tractor
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
They have the gift of tongues...
