Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

How much of Canada has a person from Iqaluit seen?

Nunavut.

What's the funniest part of a boxing joke?

You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What did the dyslexic Satanist do?

He sold his soul to Santa.

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies)

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What does a strong shoulder do when it doesn't know how to get any stronger?

Shrugs.

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats blue and slippery?

A blue slipper

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.