Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.
Unemployed
Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!
A magnetic banana.
She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.
Rudolph's red hose rain gear...
The mall is hiring new Santas.
Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!
They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
Reach For The **Stats**.
A Hand!
Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's.
AP Flour