Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
Fruit of the tomb
Because there was no point.
Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!
They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.
Because of Santa and his Raindeer.
A surgeon.
I don't know and I don't care.
Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.
Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.
I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
