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Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

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How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

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What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

Why buy an invisible knife?

I don't see the point

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Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?

Because of Santa and his Raindeer.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

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How do you know you put the right joke in the right thread?

Don't worry, someone will tell you.

How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

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Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots

Why is Putin Always early?

Because hes Russian (rush-en)

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Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

What do gifted bakers take in high school?

AP Flour