Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead?

A sixth sense

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys

Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What do you call some who is afraid of Santa?

Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?

A frog with hiccups!

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

What do gifted bakers take in high school?

AP Flour