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What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

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How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-Un.

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

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Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

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Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon Snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

Centimeter Jokes More Centimeter Jokes

What do you call a Canadian enchilada?

A centimeter-alada

What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

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What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.