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What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

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What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?

He exploded.

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

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What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

What is the difference between "ooo" and "aaa"?

About three centimeters.

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What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.