How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

What do you get a man who has everything?

Storage

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

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What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor Day.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

Tea Rex

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Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem?

Because he's a Wrap God

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

Taco Jokes More Taco Jokes

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it