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How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does Wolverine and Caitlin Jenner have in common?

They're both X-Men.

How do you keep an amish girl happy?

Two men a night.

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

Taco Bell Jokes More Taco Bell Jokes

Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell?

She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.

What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

Taco Jokes More Taco Jokes

What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

What do you call a knuckle sandwich in California?

A fist taco.