How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

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What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

Why is a baby like an diamond?

Because it's a dear little thing.

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

Taco Bell Jokes More Taco Bell Jokes

Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell?

She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.

What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

Taco Jokes More Taco Jokes

What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

Another, Juan

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems