How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

What's that again?

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'

What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!

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What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

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How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

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What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor Day.

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What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?

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Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell?

She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.

What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

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Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.