How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

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Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

How does a man keep his youth?

By giving her money furs and diamonds.

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What is the height of honesty?

A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins

What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me.

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

Taco Bell Jokes More Taco Bell Jokes

What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem?

Because he's a Wrap God

Taco Jokes More Taco Jokes

What do you call a Mexican Disney Princess?

A Taco Belle.

What did the mexican get on his SAT's?

Taco crumbs