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How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

What do you call a man with 6,022 x 1023 dollars?

A Moleionaire

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!

Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

Taco Bell Jokes More Taco Bell Jokes

Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem?

Because he's a Wrap God

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

Taco Jokes More Taco Jokes

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

What do you call a Mexican Disney Princess?

A Taco Belle.