Lunch is on me.
They Bonded over lunch.
He forgot Tupac his lunch!
A MANDATE
Breakfast and lunch.
Tea, Rex?
One of his fingers is clean
Fission chips.
I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.
30 minutes.
Tea Rex
One's constantly preparing for lunch.
A cannibal
An ingestigation
Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.
Because he didn't fancy the stake.
Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.
They don't want to have to retrain them.
Lunch 11:35.
Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*
A plain one.
Ice burger!
Pizza Haunt!
He's the one with the clean finger.
Me: After lunch, next question.
Because it was two years old
Because he had Somalia.
Taco Bell for lunch
Baked beings (beans).
Me: No, this is just my lunch.
Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.
In the calf-ateria.
Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.
Whatever you want, he can't hear you..
He wanted to work undercover.
No solo.
Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.
They both have my rang on them.
Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything
The cold shoulder.
Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.
You're a day late and a dolla short!
Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher
Because it was making him moody.
A double Gin
By the buckle print on her forehead.
Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."
Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...
A pie shart.
