Little Seizures
Lunch is on me.
They Bonded over lunch.
An avalanche
He forgot Tupac his lunch!
A MANDATE
Breakfast and lunch.
Tea, Rex?
One of his fingers is clean
Fission chips.
I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.
The club sandwich.
There is no lunch.
30 minutes.
Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...
Tea Rex
One's constantly preparing for lunch.
A cannibal
An ingestigation
Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.
Because he didn't fancy the stake.
Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.
They don't want to have to retrain them.
Lunch 11:35.
Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*
A plain one.
Ice burger!
Pizza Haunt!
He's the one with the clean finger.
Me: After lunch, next question.
Because it was two years old
Because he had Somalia.
Taco Bell for lunch
Baked beings (beans).
Me: No, this is just my lunch.
Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.
In the calf-ateria.
Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.
He brews!
One if nobody is watching.
Mufasa!
Because his papa mufasa.
Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed
Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.
He nuts and bolts.
With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...
SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!
Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.
The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper
Because he forgot to check his blind side.
Rex (made this one up myself!)
Because he got the cold shoulder.
A cold shoulder.
