How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

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What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

Carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

What do you call four white guys in a band?

The 4Skins

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What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What do polar bears have for lunch?

Ice burger!

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Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

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What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common?

No solo.