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How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

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What do you call a band of unlucky politicians?

The Dead Kennedys.

What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

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What did the baby seal order for lunch?

The club sandwich.

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?

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What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

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What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.