How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

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What do you call a band of otters!?

Otterpop

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A StayGosaurus

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When were you most satisfied at your last job?

Me: After lunch, next question.

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

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The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

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How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common?

No solo.