How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

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Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me.

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

Metallica Jokes More Metallica Jokes

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.