What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

How many bones are in the human hand?

A handful of them.

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!