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What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you call the doctor for dogs?

Dogtor

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

Where is your wife?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.