What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

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Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in trees!

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

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Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in trees!

What do you call a fish that is good for your bones?

An orthopedic sturgeon.

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What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up