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What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

Why was the paleontologist angry?

Because he had a bone to pick.

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!