What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a plankton name its dog?

Phyto.

Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What do you call a fish that is good for your bones?

An orthopedic sturgeon.

How did The Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage