What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

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Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

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Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.

Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up