Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if you have amnesia?

I don't know.

How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house?

Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you always get on your birthday?

Another year older!birt

What do you mean, ten?

Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What currency do they use in space?

Star Bucks.

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why is Instagram not working?

But "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne?

Air to the bone

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

Jet Ski Jokes More Jet Ski Jokes

What do you call a Polish airplane?

A Jet-ski.

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*