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Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

Who's there! Ben Hur! Ben Hur who?

Ben Hur an hour - let me in!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the most socially unacceptable joke you know?

Preferably really dark or 'just plain wrong' jokes.

What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Where did I meet these crazy people?

But then I think "What would I do without them "

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A camera that takes pictures of itself.

Why did it take so long to see a picture of Saint West?

Because he was a Tidal exclusive.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Why does our body absorb Strontium?

To make our bones stronger

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in trees!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What does an Australian witch ride on?

A broomerang!

What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

Jet Ski Jokes More Jet Ski Jokes

What do you call a Polish airplane?

A Jet-ski.

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*