Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

What did one pig say to the other?

Let's be pen pals!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you catch an orange elephant?

I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

What's your five-year goal?

Me: Paid administrative leave.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space?

A cos-meow-naut.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What's a dogs favorite TV show?

Bones.

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

Virgin Mobile.

How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

Jet Ski Jokes More Jet Ski Jokes

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*