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What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What was the parrot doing in prison?

It was a jail-bird!

What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles!

What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hits were The Wall.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What was Santa's Christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

New gloves for the cold days

What happens to you at Christmas?

Yule be happy!

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

What is the most environmentally friendly game company?

The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

Justice Jokes More Justice Jokes

What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?

Justice isn't always black and white

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

Ninety Jokes More Ninety Jokes

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.