What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What is a primate's ideal salary?

A gorillian dollars per year.

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

How do People in New Orleans have their beer?

Watered Down

Justice Jokes More Justice Jokes

What can I get you?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

Ninety Jokes More Ninety Jokes

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.