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What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?

It depends how hard you throw them.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

What does a mushroom on a Harley sound like?

Shroom, shroom. shroom

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na