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How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

He's the stiff one.

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How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

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What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

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How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

What do you call music about climate change?

An Al Gore-rhythm

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How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

He's the stiff one.

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

Secret Service Agent Jokes More Secret Service Agent Jokes

How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

He's the stiff one.

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!