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How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

He's the stiff one.

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Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?

Because it was full.

Where do you go in the room when you're cold?

The corner, it's 90 degrees.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?

Spotted click

How do you spot a egocentric vocalist?

They warm up singing, 'Mi, mi, mi.... Mi!'

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How do you find an inconvenient proof?

With an Al-Gore-rithm

What do you say when Al Gore writes computer code?

He's writing an Algorithm!

Stiff Jokes More Stiff Jokes

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

Secret Service Agent Jokes More Secret Service Agent Jokes

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

He's the stiff one.