How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

He's the stiff one.

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Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

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Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

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Holstaines

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With the proper al-gor-ithms

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

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How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

He's the stiff one.

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Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

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How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

He's the stiff one.

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!