T-A-T-E-R.
Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
An erection.
Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.
With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.
With the proper al-gor-ithms
An Al Gore-rhythm