How does Al Gore spell potato?

T-A-T-E-R.

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What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

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What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

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What does modern horror films and the 2000 presidential election have in common?

It's Al Gore

What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.