T-A-T-E-R.
HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle
A potato.
You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.
Because his peg leg made him go 'R'
Because Noel.
I n c o r r e c t l y
An algorithm.
He's the stiff one.