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What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do the Irish hate more than potatoes?

No potatoes.

What do you call a potato on the street corner?

Idaho

Dictator Jokes More Dictator Jokes

What do you call a mean Potato?

A Dictator.

Who's the dictator that reports on youtube drama?

Keem Jong Un.

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk