What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

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What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball?

A bouncing baby boa!

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!

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How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

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What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

Who's the dictator that reports on youtube drama?

Keem Jong Un.

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What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.