What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

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What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

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What Does Potato Do?

Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips

What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

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How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.

What dictator had the best bureaucracy?

Idi Admin.

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.