What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

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What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

A lot of crackling on the line!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

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Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

What do you call a mean Potato?

A Dictator.

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Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

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Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.