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What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What do you call a potato in space?

Spudnik

What's in an Irish 7 course meal?

A 6 pack and a potato.

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Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

Who's the dictator that reports on youtube drama?

Keem Jong Un.

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How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

What do cows like on their hotdogs?

MOOstard.