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What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

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What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a mean Potato?

A Dictator.

Where is potatoes?

This winter is very cold. Family is starve.

Dictator Jokes More Dictator Jokes

What dictator had the best bureaucracy?

Idi Admin.

What do you call a mean Potato?

A Dictator.

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Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie