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What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A camera that takes pictures of itself.

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What's the difference between a chick pea and potato?

I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.

What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

Dictator Jokes More Dictator Jokes

What do you call a mean Potato?

A Dictator.

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.