What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?

You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a potato from Colorado?

A baked potato

Why is Latvian cross road?

Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.

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What dictator had the best bureaucracy?

Idi Admin.

How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

He relished it

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.