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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!

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Why didn't the Avatar want to fight the Fire Nation?

Because they gave him Aang-xiety

What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

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What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

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What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation

What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!

Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!