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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!

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What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

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What do you get when you cross a Star Wars ship with math?

A Pi fighter

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

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What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

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What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!