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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!

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What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

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What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

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Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift