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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!

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What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

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What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable?

A common tater!

What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?

A Doberman fincher!

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How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.

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Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!