Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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May Divorce be with you.*

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Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!