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Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

What is 61 to a blonde?

She wants 8 (ate) more.

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What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

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Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!