Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

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She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

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With a crowbar.

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They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

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Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

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Grade 1.

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Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!