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Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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What was the man running around?

From my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

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Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

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Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

Where's the red light district in Toronto?

Behind the Maple Leafs' net.

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What is long and hard on a Newfie?

Grade 1.

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

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Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!