Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

Why are pills white instead of black?

Because you want them to work don't you

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How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

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What is long and hard on a Newfie?

Grade 1.

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

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Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!