Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)
Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry
Ash told me you were in here and I should take a Pikachu. I'm sorry...
Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.
The sweepstakes.
It runs against Hillary.
Because they're both roasted
By having people believe that you've won an election.
They though it was Riel funny!
One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them
