Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

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Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know., Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

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How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

By their names.

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

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How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

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What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

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How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

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Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.