Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)
Pokemon Go!
Other lawyers look interested.
General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics.
All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.
Ford was my best friend.
He'll probably catch fleas
By watching corn!
Bernie Sanders
Bernie bridges!