What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

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How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**!

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What do you do if your computer hums?

Tell it to change its socsks!

How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

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Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

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What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

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What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.