What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

How could you tell that the figure skater was a mathematician?

Because of the Fibonacci sequins.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

Truth Jokes More Truth Jokes

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.