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What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

How can you tell if a girls tinder profile is fake?

They're attractive!

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What do you say when your neighbor's 5 year old goes missing?

Nothing.

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

Truth Jokes More Truth Jokes

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.