How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

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What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

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How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

7

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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

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When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all