How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

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Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen?

A pedantry.

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How many tropical Birds Does it take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

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How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer the dark.

How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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What does the Fox say?

The truth is out there.

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.