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How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

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How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

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What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

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How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.