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How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

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How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

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How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more guys I promise.

How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb?

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How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple.

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What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".