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How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

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What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

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How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

What's the difference between a light bulb and my pregnant girlfriend?

I can unscrew a lightbulb.

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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple.

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.