Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

Therapy Jokes More Therapy Jokes

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.