Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many good presidential candidates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it

How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

Therapy Jokes More Therapy Jokes

Why did Waldo go to therapy?

To find himself.

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!