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Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many clergymen does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Amen.

How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

Therapy Jokes More Therapy Jokes

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!