Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb

How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they would rather keep you in the dark!

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

Therapy Jokes More Therapy Jokes

Why did Waldo go to therapy?

To find himself.

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.