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Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many optometrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One? Or two? One?.... Or two?

How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

Therapy Jokes More Therapy Jokes

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.