Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?

None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.

How many Coldplay members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

Therapy Jokes More Therapy Jokes

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!