Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

Previous Random Joke Next

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.

How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

Therapy Jokes More Therapy Jokes

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

Why did Waldo go to therapy?

To find himself.