Ceiling Jokes

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

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What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

What is black and stuck to the ceiling?

A crappy electrician

What's so cool about Star Wars anyway?

Then jetpack through the ceiling.

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

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How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

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Where'd you get it?

Africa," says the parrot.

Whats the most popular breakfast food in Africa?

Ebola cereal!

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Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

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What is the best way to lose money?

Lend it to Greece.

Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?

Because Greece lightening

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How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

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What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

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What do the members of Blackstreet like on their sandwiches?

Mayo mayo mayo mayooooooooooooooooo

What is a sandwich on a ship?

A sub-marine

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What should you do if your walls get cold?

Put on another coat.

How many dwarves does it take to paint a room red?

It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.