Because it's more than a ceiling
YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!
Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.
Because it wasn't ceiling.
Glue bread to the ceiling.
GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!
A crappy electrician
Then jetpack through the ceiling.
Put velcro on the ceiling.
Because it was screwed up!
When your nose touches the ceiling!
Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...
She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.
Your head hits the ceiling!
Two. One to cut and one to glue
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
Meh. They just aren't in' uit.
The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.
They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold
Kids: WE DO! YAY!
Because they heard he's a web developer.
Twenty-Juan
Intersect it with a plane.
Because 789
Ethiopia!
