You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.
Because it's more than a ceiling
YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!
Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.
Staple food to the ceiling!
You tape bread to the ceiling.
Because it wasn't ceiling.
Glue bread to the ceiling.
GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!
A crappy electrician
Then jetpack through the ceiling.
Put velcro on the ceiling.
Because it was screwed up!
When your nose touches the ceiling!
Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...
She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.
Your head hits the ceiling!
Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.
He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.
Cause he been solo.
Raid
With stick e-tape.
Tape
The G
It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.
You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich
I'm sorry, but it's your fault.
Because the steaks are too high.
A steak-out!
An Ethiopian rave.